Til Desk Do Us Part

Dear Grace,

Isn’t it Sex, Drugs and Rock N’ Roll? Not for you. These are your passions as I see it. Some might judge you, but who are they to judge? Those who have met you dream of exhibiting the same amount passion for life that you have in your pinky. I pity those who haven’t met you.

On to what kicks you into overdrive. As anyone can tell your claim of, “I am a lady,” is spot on.

MEX
Mex being a cuisine that Mexicans and -imitators produce for consumption by many Mexicans, Americans and numerous other nationalities across the globe. As a vegetarian, you still claim to “know” good Mexican. Baffling to some, but inspirational to the rest of your veggie sistren. (Yes the word exists, looked it up. Search term: “female version of brethren.”)

PUGS
Pug is a breed of canines. Some would call mauling dogs on the streets a bit over the top, but I think it’s lovely that you enjoy showing that your cup runneth over with admiration for these furry friends. I don’t understand why you always say, “the beardier the better,” but to each their own. Is that the way you like your men, as well?

SKOAL
Skoal, yes, some find this a bit off-putting. A woman confident enough to pack a lip is something you don’t find often enough. Even more rare is a lady who will do so in her place of business. You somehow have this internal fortitude to do so and I applaud you for it. I remember distinctly when you proudly made the claim that you learned on YouTube from this video. You were beaming and so proud of yourself until you started choking on excess dip that had slipped back into your throat. After the ordeal you simply said, “Yum.”

You have a wide array of passions but something I expect from such a passionate person.

Your Pen Pal,
Brad