Dear Grace, I know you’re hitting that time in life when you become a woman. As you’ve clarified to me many times, “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman.” Well now it’s time to own up, man woman up! You’re going to be over the hill which means you must take on the responsibilities [...]
Dear Bradley, I can’t help but notice you’ve spruced yourself up quite a bit lately. Not only does it appear you’ve finally lost the last of your baby fat, but you’ve also really expanded your wardrobe beyond what your mom sends in your Balance bar care packages. Although I’m already able to predict which of [...]
Tags: Axe·fashion·man-child·vanilla ice
Dear Grace, As the Spring is here (halleluyah) and the Summer is approaching at a torrent pace there are many things that I’m looking forward to enjoying. In no particular order, Sundresses (both to wear myself and to enjoy others wearing), sweating profusely and dousing myself in random watering holes, drinking on rooftops with zinc [...]
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Hey Brad, I know you panicked when you saw this letter because you thought I was going to call you out for your questionably sticky fingers and hairy palms. But we’ll save that conversation for another day. A Bible will likely be involved. All I have to say is, nice pen you have tucked behind [...]
Tags: petty theft·stealing office supplies·sticky fingers·you need help
