Dearest Grace, What would I give to be a fly on the wall on a date of yours? I’d probably give one of my love handles. I would want to keep one of them because they keep me warm, although then I would be rather unbalanced and risk falling over from lack of symmetry, but [...]
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Dear Grace, Funny you should request my assistance in finding you an eligible bachelor. I was on the subway a few evenings back and saw a man that was a character fit for a queen. Thus, I figured he would be the perfect suitor for a lady such as yourself. (I finally have given in [...]
Hi Grace, While I was sipping on a Mike’s Hard Lemonade the other night I got to thinking. Usually my best brainstorming sessions come with an MHL in hand. So like I was saying, I started thinking about ways that a guy could court you and have “great success!” My first thought was a mixture [...]
